Absurd Technologies
Software, absurdly well made.
Napalm
The database your agents can’t outgrow.
Describe your data, and who’s allowed to see it, in one schema. Napalm runs it on as many machines as you need, with the same rules for every person and every agent.
type Doc { required title: str; required workspace: Workspace; author: User; access policy members_can_read allow select using ( global current_user in .workspace.members );}Freaking Fast File Drive
Your work deserves this.
A private drive for everything you make. Links load from the closest of 11 regions, and video plays the second someone clicks. The bandwidth’s on us.
- sjcSan Jose
- ordChicago
- iadAshburn
- lhrLondon
- amsAmsterdam
- fraFrankfurt
- sinSingapore
- nrtTokyo
- gruSão Paulo
- jnbJohannesburg
- sydSydney
The Witching Hour
The night is always open somewhere.
A chat room for the small hours. It opens at 10pm wherever you are, and as midnight goes round the world it passes from city to city.
| City | Time there | The room |
|---|---|---|
| Auckland | ||
| Sydney | ||
| Tokyo | ||
| Chongqing | ||
| Bangkok | ||
| Dhaka | ||
| Delhi | ||
| Dubai | ||
| Istanbul | ||
| Amsterdam | ||
| Lisbon | ||
| Reykjavík | ||
| São Paulo | ||
| New York | ||
| Bogotá | ||
| Mexico City | ||
| San Francisco | ||
| Honolulu |
